Bonvoy Voyage

 Kanyakumari to Kashmir 

(* Hindi in italic font)

As soon as you read this a series of emotions will flow in your dil for sure. Ringtones of all the state in all languages and taste of the diverse biryani should hit your taste buds by now, oops i can see the Drooling right there here are some tissues 😁 Biryani made it possible and it to be blamed for all the positve enery which made me pilot to the cockpit of Ho**da , what an epic jounery ! which i complete in 2 parts Mumbai to Kanyakumari AND Mumbai to Agra. It took me 15 days on each trip . And what a beauty we have.

so lets go........ ( Avoid night drives , don't drink and drive)

Part 1. Mumbai to Kanyakumari

                                              

4 am we are out of home for delicious Vada and Misal as breakfast , fir sidha kolhapur we had mutton and Bhakri for Lunch. Mutton which got stuck on the last tooth ; lasted till Belagavi, Karnataka.😏 On the way was river paap dho dalo and a holy dip was not to be missed.😊 

Was late evening by now and I became a Tuluvas to enjoy the Udupi style food. "Idli-Vada-Dosa 'Anni' (meaning all in telugu)  unlimited" is what the hotel owner told the chef after seeing our innocent faces. I could only give a Naughty smile to anna and we activated the sleep mode ON. 

Next off to Bangalore and the express way was so smooth that automatic mode automatically turned into auto pilot mode 😛, kya road hay butter smooth.

Yeti

off from Bangalore to Dhanushkodi,TamilNadu I activated the biryani mode fir kya Ambur ,Dindigul ,Beary ,Mangaluru ,Donne and Kalyani biryani all were lying अचेत , (meaning unconscious) in our stomach that whole night. 😬

This is the place where original Kanchipuram silk sarees are made

in this handmade wooden machine which is used to 

hand-make pure silk sarees which are prize almost half a lakhs.

Part 1. Kanyakumari to Mumbai

                                                

That day we left early morning as we have to check in at the epic boat house @ Alappuzha. Back waters in Kerala has its own beauty. One side you have the mighty ocean and the other side the humble river.

and in between our boat. is nazaray nay tho dil khush kar diya.

Next Stop was Panjim , nuts hi nuts hay idhar :) 

NH66 highway was packed with under construction and roads were so bouncy that at one moment I  hitted a bad patch of road and all  were thrown into the neighboring car.😝 aur uss car ka driver bahar gira pada tha.😋

Sunset in goa is so pictorial that only a painter can paint such beauty. 

I diverted my route through Ganpatipule because I like the name Ganpatipule, inter village of Ganpatipule I spend some madding time with temples, jatra(in marathi means festival), food and folk dance.

ultra pro max tired i hit the bed hard, and dreams took to ........

Part 2. Mumbai To Agra

    4 AM we are out and on the way to Surat , Gujarat for Dhokla and Khaman as breakfast. 👀On the way to rann of kutch there is a massive project going on, A road cutting through the oceans. its the 'Salt Pan'🚧.

                                           

Surat may saree try kiya aur ladies man ka award laynay kay baad 😝we headed to Vadodara. Then from kota we had a distance view of ujjain temples ⛪and straight to Jaipur , Rajasthan(city of palaces). After a good sleepless night we headed to the WAH TAJ 🏛! It only shows love is blind it can lead man either to life or death! 

                                                                  

Part 2. Agra To Mumbai

                                        

On our way to Indore , MP .Tummy ko pack kar diya with Indori Poha, Bhopali Gosht Korma, Dal Bafla. 🥫Time for some quiz for you guys. its for saath carore and you have only one life line,call your parents. 

                                                In which city is the Bombay Hospital 

                                        a. Bombay b. Mumbai c. Amchi Mumbai d. Indore

Sarso ki khet all the way of Madhya Pradesh makes it the cleanest state. We then headed to some street food like Poha Jalebi and Bhutte Ka Kees.

  

                                        

bye bye to Indore we headed Straight to Sula,Nasik.🍷 The crave for wines was just beginning to kick us . 4 am we reached home and super tired we just piled over each other and forgot next day is going to be super busy day with office chaos.  🏤

THE BEGINNING

Jen*** in Wonderland

Break the rule. 

being an Indian, you always carry your culture along with you and I also use to do, until I met Cinderella. 👀

Come with me to this wonderland ; Cinderella met me and she was so beautiful and I cannot keep myself away from describing her ; she was flawless. Long blonde hair toned in honey, gold, caramel mix color. eyes were bright jewels twinkling. the pendants beauty faded away on Her low neckline. hanged a silver lining chain on her abdomen which made me go mad and butter legs end on this beautiful heels below. 

she wanted to break the rule . she was fed-up with her brutal husband and wanted to run away from her pressurizing parent. 

oh ho ! she wanted to be in a taboo and her eyes arrowed me. this feeling itself made my ground slip. Mr.***ish now its you turn ?

I got freezed, neither was I able to open my mouth nor was my eyes able to blink. I took her home and explained what life was and how it was mean to be and this is what I told her . 

"what was said , what is being said and what is expected to be done from you is a big LIE! 

you cannot control your self , your life is not in your hand 

you cannot make it big either.

so just go ahead and break the rule.

just ditch that brutal buffalo and enjoy the beauty of god"

The Cinderella

             

can*** is a wonderland where i have seen people breaking rules; rules which are created by sealed dumb stinking mind across the globe and that's the reason I love this wonderland and let me close with a beauty below.

 

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Devi, Dance, Drugs

The biggest carnival was yet to begin and I was already down by the mighty looks of the smallest boat on the middle of the endless ocean.

what dance ! what food ! what fun ! 

My 2023 got sucked in this massive voyage, I was escaping to ***lon. 

It took a  महाकाल to reach the place and the path and destiny were both breathtaking. 

I had a life of PI experience and it is worth sharing. 😎

the dazzling devi's or the goddess can pull you up | mesmerize your soul | confuse your mind | impair your body. 

I danced liked an animal , so much that people started imitating my steps and all the mobile went insta live for an hour , begging to add my ID on their X.  

'k**s me please she cried' but she was innocent , and me too (so no worries). coc*** has made her malignant.  

what an epic voyage of 5 days on the 6th morning i landed on the land of lankans . 

  මාළු  (translate) in S,M,L,XL,XXL,XXXL all size fitted me well.

and with a heavy heart and ultra heavy belly I was forced to bid farewell and was back home on my airship.

what a way to end twenty twenty 3.

3ye 3ye!

 

Elyon - for the most high

'the most highest' , 'the most महान', ' the top most' . I fell shorts of words when I experienced the highest alps , the highest god , the highest beauty. 💜

How can people be so dumb 😡 and tag the most beautiful place on earth as bla bla bla , most beautiful women on earth as bla bla bla , most diverse cuisines on earth as bla bla bla , most well maintained horticulture , zoo , gardens , tradition and culture as bla bla bla .  

Please Ne*** forgive them. ***AL - home to one of oldest civilization , birth place of buddha , MR. mount Everest is so miles tall , people here are not fair ,nor dark ,nor while nor black skinned they are pink.💓

I went color blind on my stay in ne*** and 'm** kasam' I saw only color (pink). 

experience pinkpal below. 

check this image below , after seeing this I am handicapped not even able to blink. then how can I even type👷. the Buddhist temple are a master piece on its own . I don't think humans has invaded this land and built it .only the divine most high can create such marvels 

I was taken care like GOD. felt like sleeping on the lap of pink misty clouds . served with the pink food of gods. welcomed every minute like a master of aristocracy . clothed on the most exotic pink dress, moving on a pink chariot , in a pink city and barter with pink currency on pink things. that's crazy level of pink.

one last prayer. 

dear most high ,please make me reborn on this beautiful land once again , 

I want to eat the mud of this land , 

I want to crawl and get hurt on this land ,

I want to gain wisdom and understanding on this land , 

I want to be "zoru ka gulaam" on this land , 

I want to expand my generation on this land , 

I want to own a piece of alps on this land.

 

humble prayer by a small baby to you , to you to you ,

my photo also below to you, to you.

burger not to you to you.

please sorry forgive to you to you .  

thank you to you and to you.

Sing-a-porem

A $25000 shot - with no kick 😏

any place here will get you a decent portrait , a perfect place which can invoke your poetic senses !

******pore is one such place where you need to visit once in a lifetime. There are lots of thing  which other countries can look and learn from this tiny city. The transportation , the shopping , the lifestyle is well organized. There are tons of places to visit or rather I would say you name it and this tiny city has it . A for Aquarium to Z for Zoo . All alphabets can claim their own title 😉 . And we are still at A for apple and B for Ball.   

working and staying at the marina bay hotel is many peoples dream come true. Only thing that can get you here is a good background, good education and Ambani's right pocket chillar . I mean,you need a huge blinding money . 

                                                

4 Days I tasted all available cuisine and slept like a pig. Stomach was not upset it was fed up😂   

I will never forget the zig cab app, zimba sim, benjmin barker. 

the trip 

112 bus stop to haungang mrt
Mrt to last stop harbour front 
Front to level 3 Vivo city take mono rail to sea aquarium
Tricai museum 
Come to harbour front again 
Harbour front to North east line purple line to dhobi ghat 
Ghat to Marina bay front 
Bay front to gardens by the bay 
Bay front to light 
Bay front to little India 
Purple line little India to haungang 
Take 112 bus or taxi

10 15 bus from 

Mandai zoo

River safari

Bird paradesi

Sentosa Island
Universal Studios *****pore
Changi Experience Studio, Changi Airport
Orchard Road
*****pore Flyer
Chinatown
****apore Botanic Gardens

Boogies - little India then blue link then boogies . Then look for bookies junction

signing off - THE BENJAMIN BARKER 

 

Gomanchala

Chanda ko taku raaton mein
Hai zindagi tere haathon mein

Just gazing on that 'chanda' for hours and repeating the above same 2 lines for 100 times makes me feel like "tera kya hoga kaliya"😒. 

goa is a place for such wandering souls , which makes you feel this is the place for ultimate repentance . the mighty oceans and horizon-less sky sucks your inner man for few minutes and spits you on the ruthless world again ! you just felt like hitting the nirvana early in life. 

thank you marr*** for upgrading my room to pool+ beach+ heaven+ FATS view . 

I took the vande bharat to reach the pool and apparently gave this pose know as  'मेंढक उलटा हंस रहा है'. 

Railway Station to hotel took me 10 min . obvious hay cab driver was sitting behind.I took the control and Maruti eeco became Maruti Roko. God Speed 😋(driver nay paper dal diya tha almost).

getting with unknow people is fun , funnier and funniest. I met this girl and his friend ; Yamini and Yash. (fir kya). we spend nights laughing at stupidest jokes and next day back to office . ***Iot has been like my home for years in goa and i LOVE it !

you are given only 365 days and 70 years so plan your life and live smart . 10 % work,10 % food,10 % play,10% help, 10 % family,50 % Laugh| Love | Lie . 

As discussed ...keep smiling. thank you ! 

Jeypore - khamaghani

A raging sound of 70 decibel rocked my bed around 4 AM , felt like somebody is crushing my head ! relax it was GOD . It was on a dream trip to Jai****, Rajasthan. 

It has been know for the detailing level of architecture by the Maharanas and the Nawabs.

Yes indeed it is; I saw it , my eyes felt it . (इसे महसूस करें).

I felt like the maha-raja-pro-max sitting on the palace and flattening my fnds with my humorous jokes, 

Umaid Bhawan Palace was built by the famine-stricken people , do you know the meaning of famine (maybe our whole forefather generation might have not even sensed it) . the exact feeling of famine-stricken is situation where you have started eating you own skin (😨) , that is the era where this Umaid Bhawan Palace was built. Who + where + when did these workers(starving) got this much passion to built.

I was deep down the sleep may be dreaming of some princess, that's the time god shook it 1st times. I woke and ran as if a lion is on my back and halted at a open garden. Time 4 AM . it was pitch dark , and i can only hear the loud noise of people , it sounded like the famine-stricken group crying for help. 

I was on my knees crying, praying ! and the earth below shook the 2nd and 3rd time in a fractions with loud noise , and this time I head him ..... I WILL BE WITH YOU ! YOU WILL BE PEACE FOR MANY.... and it vanished. 

that morning I cried for hours , belittling myself . I was so proud as a self made man , but that dawn ; I felt the pain of the famine-stricken people , I wanted to thank them , I wanted to cry on their shoulders. I wanted to kiss their scared hands. For making such a hardcore structure which even the earth quack failed to scratch.

It was morning by now and all were at my service , preparing the yum food and comfort cloths for ME.

WHO AM I ! why are these people honoring me so much . I am a WASTE not-even-able to fit in myself . and these people are ready to die for ME . 

I am poor ,I don't have anything with me except HAPPINESS .

I am in love with Rajasthan people , my blood is readily available for the hard scared hands. 

                                                

        khamaghani!

the quack news.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videos/toi-original/three-earthquakes-rock-rajasthans-jaipur-within-30-minutes/videoshow/102000186.cms

The Malvan Masala

 BMW bike started at 4 AM for Maharashtra's KONKAN tour

15 Mountains -->14 bikers-->13 NH/SH roads-->12 chai /Day--> 11 meals /day-->10 fishes/day-->900 KM --> 8 falls-->7 bunks-->6 rivers crossed in ferry-->5 beaches--> 4 star resorts-->3 waterfalls--> 2 box cashew -->1 trip 1 beauty ( THE KONKAN SAFARI) 

it was a 4 day trip were we had to climb mountains on bikes , that was the craziest thing i have done in my whole life. and the bike performed like a true warrior . 

mumbai to dapoli 

dapoli to ratnagiri 

ratnagiri to malvan

malvan to goa  

( only bikes allowed )

The road taken was costal and the beauty is untouched and virgin. No man has ever travelled the beaches and mountain as we did and i am not lying , natures lap is mothers lap . its not comparable , you forget who you are , you just float in the air with bike speed cruising at 140 KMPH . 

Most of the time we drank the river water and eat the fresh water fish (barbeque), 4 days we had fish in kilos.

Konkan is a gem belt only if you travel in group , the beaches are so clean you can literally see other side of the world . water sport, paragliding over the ocean remains you that , your ego is not even worth considering in front of the mighty ocean.  

4 days we were cut from the world and deep inside the jungle, where we saw father, mother , brother ,sister and GOD in each one of us . we laughed we cried we fought we got lost . And finally we found LIFE . 

we met people of all tribes , we felt their life --> we cried --> we prayed -->4 day seemed to be 4 long years . And what we learnt was LIFE IS NOT FAIR . people are marred because they dont have money . People cut their days in search of food and lack of education.  YOU and ME ARE BLESSED . 

We donated half a lakh to the underprivileged children . And we came back with only one thing SMILE. 

This is how malvan has shown what is the real masala, that life is what it is . so never give up !

This has been one of my longest and record breaking ride . And a memorable one too this pic makes it to my bedroom wall frame. KUDOS !

The route

   

Land Of Sand

 What is not possible with man , is possible with the **bai Sheikh.😎

Boarded the flight at mid night and landed in Du*** international Airport at mid night.

Landed --> money ex (passport mandatory) -->Hired a Toyota Prado--> check-in Atlantis 👌

A tesla should do your job to drive in the city .

first things first 

download CAREEM for cab booking and BOTIM for watsapp calling .

And the party begins ..... 

FRAME TO DU*** MALL  

***AI MALL TO ***AI AQUARIAM 

***AI AQUARIAM TO BURJ AL ARAB 

***AI AL ARAB TO ***AI FOUNTAIN 

DU*** FOUNTAIN TO BURF KHALIFA

BURF KHALIFA TO THE GLOBAL VILLAGE

GLOBAL VILLAGE a life is not enough , you will need a one up life.

Du*** return !

An average person in d****i earns 10 times more than and india . Law broken is equivalent to breaking your own bone .  So be double sure you are in your senses and have that smile mode ON . 

Renting is more profitable than owning . Shopping is only for the elite class , NV fast food is worth dying . Al Baik double pro max burger is an hours job to finish . 😜 

Low in fashion , high status . You are secure 100 % . if you want to live the life king size. This is it . Come and experience the power of engineering . 

شكرًا لك

Note : most photos and videos are not shared due to privacy , if interested do contact me.   

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welcome to paradise , it just take you out of yourself ; the calmness , serine beauty and relaxing mood. i have started loving this whole travel to places concept and my bike is taking me to places which i could have imagined.

And the way we are cruising to places as a team is making my life worth living.Soon planning to come up with more travel posts .

thanks for reading ! one life keep riding ! one life keep travelling ! one life keep loving ! jai bikers! 

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